Time for a new car. Any chick magnet recommendations?
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triadie…@yahoo.com wrote in news:1133054394.497027.131430@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: > I’ve been driving a little toyota corolla around for the last 10 years. > It’s been a great vehicle, but my job’s taken off and I’m ready to buy > something nicer. I’m a little shy with the ladies, something I’ve been > pushing myself beyond. I think a nice car would help me a bit, at > least get more attention and thus more opportunites. > I don’t really know that much about cars. I’d like something that will > turn some heads, but that’s also not going to cost me a fortune. > 20k-30k is the price range I’m looking at. Any recommendations on some > cool cars in that range? I saw a commercial for the new dodge cruizer > that’s caught my eye.
It’s cold, hard cash[or credit] that attracts the women. Just save the money and don’t buy the car. Rather, staple a $100 bill on your shirt anytime you are out in public. This will attract them like flies to honey. Of course, once you get the girl you will have to keep her by handing over that hard earned cash so she can walk the mall on her cell phone complaining to her girlfriends about what a loser you are. You are looking to enter a player’s market my friend. My advice: stick with the Toyota! Art-Mart
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If it’s that important, make it a conversation-starter. A line like "I love the environment, so I did what I could and bought a Prius," might work, or "I like hunting moose, so I got a new F-550" would both work, just as long as you actually do believe on one line of thinking. Look, picking a car based on how much attraction it will get from girls is not a good idea. The car you would get because it attracts more girls takes away from other more important criteria, like reliability or lower total cost of ownership or comfort or gas mileage. As far as the girl-hunting goes, you’ll attract the girls that are attracted to men with nice cars (Gold-digger’s line of thinking: "nice car" -> "lots of money" -> "keeper"). These are the sort of unsavory characters that you want to avoid.
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ci+ on 28/11/2005 9:11 am wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Sklenge <skle…@yahoo.co.uk> in news:BFAFCE68.1EBA4%sklenge@yahoo.co.uk: >> Mad Mambo Master of Macedonia on 27/11/2005 5:46 pm wrote: >>> Sklenge <skle…@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in >>> news:BFAF764E.1EB1B%sklenge@yahoo.co.uk: >>>> JimSummers on 27/11/2005 2:23 pm wrote: >>>>>> A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me >turn my head. >>>>> Why? Is that the human equivalent of a lion’s roar? >>>> I don’t know its equivalents… it’s the most I can muster without a >>>> handy Gatling gun to speed them on their way. [She jested] >>> That’s old school! You might want to upgrade to a 20mm Vulcan cannon, or >>> at least a minigun. >> I’ll keep that in mind at the next Armaments Fayre. > both sound like they’d be a bit noisy…
Hmm. Yes, perhaps I’ll get a silencer. — Sklenge
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Hadoken <None> in news:Xns971BDDCFCCD51None@129.250.170.81: > the snow, get an AWD.
reminding me… those subaru wagons are subniche favorable. for the 20’s-40’s women who (used to?) wear those fuzzy skiliners … — http://www.thingsinrubbers.com/2040.html missed out on another gem: http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsna… http://www.newyorkpressclub.org/LenoreLes.jpg
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"Visi Caulk Mah Pnats" <T…@T.com> in news:dmcr7l$umd$0@pita.alt.net: > true! 99% of the time it is some old bald guy driving the hot car
oh, we know you women can’t keep your eyes offa a big bulge… on the hood of a car… — http://www.thingsinrubbers.com/2040.html missed out on another gem: http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsna… http://www.newyorkpressclub.org/LenoreLes.jpg
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"lisa" <ms_jade…@hotmail.com> in news:1133111585.083629.312720@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: > If you want to turn heads, motorcycles are good. Lots of chrome.
you mean like a 60’s cycle? the new ones are all dayglo > I guess it also depends on what kind of chick you’re looking for. If > you want one who is environmentally conscious, buy a gas-electric > hybrid.
yes, that might work, if you meet one of those types of gals… and can somehow work the topic into conversation… "GODDAMN! I LOST MY COKE SPOON BETWEEN THE SEATS OF MY BRAND NEW PIMPIN PRIUS! THE NEXT DAY MY HOMIE BROKE MY BONG ON THE ELECTRIC MOTORS OF MY BRAND PIMPIN NEW PRIUS!! GODDAMN! " — http://www.thingsinrubbers.com/2040.html missed out on another gem: http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsna… http://www.newyorkpressclub.org/LenoreLes.jpg
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a POS convertible or targa with good paint will catch the younger women’s attention. but do you really want to deal with a pos chrysler? (yugos are probably too rare these days!) boxsters are cheaper porsches but they’re german (unreliable and parts cost, eek) so stay away. otherwise, a used z should come for under 30k. whatever toy call the mr2. or the honda 2000 (might be pricey used). neither are very common. very blah looking, but definitely convertibles (or however … the tops fold or whatever). maybe someone else can think of another convertible … one that’s not as old as the last celica convertibles? maybe one of those ugly as fart suvs would attract women… Sklenge <skle…@yahoo.co.uk> in news:BFAF4569.1EAD3%sklenge@yahoo.co.uk: > triadie…@yahoo.com on 27/11/2005 9:08 am wrote: >> heh, yeah… I don’t expect my car to ask girls out for me. But women >> like nice cars, do they not? I’m not wanting a nice car expressly for >> impressing women or asking them out, but I am sick of being embarrased >> by the corolla. I guess you’re right – having a nice car isn’t going >> to present any more direct opportunities, but I’ve always envied the >> guys (ugly or not) that turns heads simply because of their ride. I >> guess I’m after a little attention, and I’d like to feel better about >> my ride. And now that I can afford it, I think I’ll endulge my ego a >> little. The Toyota is almost an embarrasment. Damn good car mind you >> (250,000 miles and still running!), but not very impressive. > A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me turn my head.
:> and cover your ears? — http://www.thingsinrubbers.com/2040.html missed out on another gem: http://www.creators.com/opinion_Shell.cfm?pg=biography.html&columnsna… http://www.newyorkpressclub.org/LenoreLes.jpg
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triadie…@yahoo.com wrote in news:1133078920.566751.18580 @g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: > heh, yeah… I don’t expect my car to ask girls out for me. But women > like nice cars, do they not? I’m not wanting a nice car expressly for > impressing women or asking them out, but I am sick of being embarrased
You don’t need a fancy car..just something that doesn’t scream you are a cheapskate so even an Accord or Camry is fine. Personally, I think you should buy what fits your needs..if you like 2 doors get a coupe…live in the snow, get an AWD. Personally I think a great car is the Lexus IS300.
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> How does it cause more opportunities? I’ve been driving a $30,000 > dollar Lexus for 1 1/2 years now and honestly no females have ever > noticed! How could they? I’m not exactly the fantastic extrovert which > they are looking for…..
Old man’s car… MC
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"Visi Caulk Mah Pnats" <T…@T.com> wrote in news:dmdp1v$bcj$0@pita.alt.net: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Art-Mart wrote: >> triadie…@yahoo.com wrote in >> news:1133054394.497027.131430@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: >> > I’ve been driving a little toyota corolla around for the last 10 >> > years. It’s been a great vehicle, but my job’s taken off and I’m >> > ready to buy something nicer. I’m a little shy with the ladies, >> > something I’ve been pushing myself beyond. I think a nice car >> > would help me a bit, at least get more attention and thus more >> > opportunites. >> > I don’t really know that much about cars. I’d like something that >> > will turn some heads, but that’s also not going to cost me a >> > fortune. 20k-30k is the price range I’m looking at. Any >> > recommendations on some cool cars in that range? I saw a >> > commercial for the new dodge cruizer that’s caught my eye. >> It’s cold, hard cash[or credit] that attracts the women. Just save >> the money and don’t buy the car. Rather, staple a $100 bill on your >> shirt anytime you are out in public. This will attract them like >> flies to honey. Of course, once you get the girl you will have to >> keep her by handing over that hard earned cash so she can walk the >> mall on her cell phone complaining to her girlfriends about what a >> loser you are. You are looking to enter a player’s market my friend. >> My advice: stick with the Toyota! >> Art-Mart > yep get a car > cause you like it not to impress others/golddiggers
It’s kind of funny how we think that changing some external thing[buying a fancy car] will solve,or even help,these internal problems[being shy]. I’ve done it, I’ve known others who have done it. It never works. Really, work on the internal problem and then buy the new car for YOUR pure joy and enjoy it yourself. You’ll never enjoy it if it’s bought for some other motive. Art-Mart
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triadie…@yahoo.com wrote: > heh, yeah… I don’t expect my car to ask girls out for me. But women > like nice cars, do they not? I’m not wanting a nice car expressly for > impressing women or asking them out, but I am sick of being embarrased > by the corolla. I guess you’re right – having a nice car isn’t going > to present any more direct opportunities, but I’ve always envied the > guys (ugly or not) that turns heads simply because of their ride. I > guess I’m after a little attention, and I’d like to feel better about > my ride. And now that I can afford it, I think I’ll endulge my ego a > little. The Toyota is almost an embarrasment. Damn good car mind you > (250,000 miles and still running!), but not very impressive.
I think the idea of hot car = hot man has done a back flip. It’s almost as if when I see a hot car I *know* the guy driving will be a non-hot guy. When women turn their heads for hot cars, it is to see THE CAR, not the man. My eyes purposely avoid looking at the driver, as I don’t want him spoiling the view. If you want to turn heads, motorcycles are good. Lots of chrome. I guess it also depends on what kind of chick you’re looking for. If you want one who is environmentally conscious, buy a gas-electric hybrid.
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Mad Mambo Master of Macedonia on 27/11/2005 5:46 pm wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> Sklenge <skle…@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in > news:BFAF764E.1EB1B%sklenge@yahoo.co.uk: >> JimSummers on 27/11/2005 2:23 pm wrote: >>>> A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me >turn my head. >>> Why? Is that the human equivalent of a lion’s roar? >> I don’t know its equivalents… it’s the most I can muster without a >> handy Gatling gun to speed them on their way. [She jested] > That’s old school! You might want to upgrade to a 20mm Vulcan cannon, or > at least a minigun.
I’ll keep that in mind at the next Armaments Fayre. — Sklenge
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Visi Caulk Mah Pnats on 27/11/2005 6:43 pm wrote: – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text -> lisa wrote: >> triadie…@yahoo.com wrote: >>> heh, yeah… I don’t expect my car to ask girls out for me. But >>> women like nice cars, do they not? I’m not wanting a nice car >>> expressly for impressing women or asking them out, but I am sick of >>> being embarrased by the corolla. I guess you’re right – having a >>> nice car isn’t going to present any more direct opportunities, but >>> I’ve always envied the guys (ugly or not) that turns heads simply >>> because of their ride. I guess I’m after a little attention, and >>> I’d like to feel better about my ride. And now that I can afford >>> it, I think I’ll endulge my ego a little. The Toyota is almost an >>> embarrasment. Damn good car mind you (250,000 miles and still >>> running!), but not very impressive. >> I think the idea of hot car = hot man has done a back flip. It’s >> almost as if when I see a hot car I know the guy driving will be a >> non-hot guy. When women turn their heads for hot cars, it is to see >> THE CAR, not the man. My eyes purposely avoid looking at the driver, >> as I don’t want him spoiling the view. > true! 99% of the time it is some old bald guy driving the hot car
My hubby is just such an animal… are you saying I should be glad he’s not turning the heads of young bimbos as he drives past in his brown car? — Sklenge
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triadie…@yahoo.com wrote in news:1133054394.497027.131430 @g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: > I’ve been driving a little toyota corolla around for the last 10 years. > It’s been a great vehicle, but my job’s taken off and I’m ready to buy > something nicer. I’m a little shy with the ladies, something I’ve been > pushing myself beyond. I think a nice car would help me a bit, at > least get more attention and thus more opportunites. > I don’t really know that much about cars. I’d like something that will > turn some heads, but that’s also not going to cost me a fortune. > 20k-30k is the price range I’m looking at. Any recommendations on some > cool cars in that range? I saw a commercial for the new dodge cruizer > that’s caught my eye.
Corolla, as you know, is an old man’s car. I love mine. I’m going to sell it (2001) and try to go no-car for a while. I’d say only from the point of view of being good for the ladies, get a used sportscar of some kind. Not too used of course. Not too gay either, I think stuff like Celica or Miata or especially Sunfire is out.
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>I’ve been driving a little toyota corolla around for the last 10 years.
It’s been a great vehicle, but my job’s taken off and I’m ready to buy something nicer. I’m a little shy with the ladies, something I’ve been pushing myself beyond. I think a nice car would help me a bit, at least get more attention and thus more >opportunites. How does it cause more opportunities? I’ve been driving a $30,000 dollar Lexus for 1 1/2 years now and honestly no females have ever noticed! How could they? I’m not exactly the fantastic extrovert which they are looking for…..
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heh, yeah… I don’t expect my car to ask girls out for me. But women like nice cars, do they not? I’m not wanting a nice car expressly for impressing women or asking them out, but I am sick of being embarrased by the corolla. I guess you’re right – having a nice car isn’t going to present any more direct opportunities, but I’ve always envied the guys (ugly or not) that turns heads simply because of their ride. I guess I’m after a little attention, and I’d like to feel better about my ride. And now that I can afford it, I think I’ll endulge my ego a little. The Toyota is almost an embarrasment. Damn good car mind you (250,000 miles and still running!), but not very impressive.
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triadie…@yahoo.com on 27/11/2005 9:08 am wrote: > heh, yeah… I don’t expect my car to ask girls out for me. But women > like nice cars, do they not? I’m not wanting a nice car expressly for > impressing women or asking them out, but I am sick of being embarrased > by the corolla. I guess you’re right – having a nice car isn’t going > to present any more direct opportunities, but I’ve always envied the > guys (ugly or not) that turns heads simply because of their ride. I > guess I’m after a little attention, and I’d like to feel better about > my ride. And now that I can afford it, I think I’ll endulge my ego a > little. The Toyota is almost an embarrasment. Damn good car mind you > (250,000 miles and still running!), but not very impressive.
A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me turn my head. — Sklenge
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I drove a new grand am and it didn’t make a difference. I’m an introvert, I don’t want to attract wealth seeking extroverts.
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Sklenge <skle…@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in news:BFAF764E.1EB1B%sklenge@yahoo.co.uk: > JimSummers on 27/11/2005 2:23 pm wrote: >>> A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me >turn my head. >> Why? Is that the human equivalent of a lion’s roar? > I don’t know its equivalents… it’s the most I can muster without a > handy Gatling gun to speed them on their way. [She jested]
That’s old school! You might want to upgrade to a 20mm Vulcan cannon, or at least a minigun. — As for the pastor, after four days of listening to science experts dismantling the case for intelligent design, he was unimpressed. "They’re babblers," said the pastor, the Rev. Jim Grove, who leads a 40- member independent Baptist church outside of Dover. "The more Ph.D.’s you get, it seems like the further away from God you get." (NY Times, 10-2- 05)
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>A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me >turn my head.
Why? Is that the human equivalent of a lion’s roar?
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JimSummers on 27/11/2005 2:23 pm wrote: >> A noisy exhaust or sound system will make me >turn my head. > Why? Is that the human equivalent of a lion’s roar?
I don’t know its equivalents… it’s the most I can muster without a handy Gatling gun to speed them on their way. [She jested] — Sklenge
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"Virgo Cluster" <gamma_n…@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1133060637.127372.4930 @g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com: > Hey, does anyone know what’s happened to The Babaloughesian?
No. What about those mini BMWs. Those look nice and probably get good gas mileage. I think BMWs still have a rep. for reliablity, unlike Volvo. — As for the pastor, after four days of listening to science experts dismantling the case for intelligent design, he was unimpressed. "They’re babblers," said the pastor, the Rev. Jim Grove, who leads a 40-member independent Baptist church outside of Dover. "The more Ph.D.’s you get, it seems like the further away from God you get." (NY Times, 10-2-05)
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Make that the Dodge Charger, not cruizer.
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triadie…@yahoo.com wrote: > I’ve been driving a little toyota corolla around for the last > 10 years. It’s been a great vehicle, but my job’s taken off > and I’m ready to buy something nicer. I’m a little shy with > the ladies, something I’ve been pushing myself beyond. I think > a nice car would help me a bit, at least get more attention > and thus more opportunites. > I don’t really know that much about cars. I’d like something > that will turn some heads, but that’s also not going to cost > me a fortune. 20k-30k is the price range I’m looking at. Any > recommendations on some cool cars in that range? I saw a > commercial for the new dodge cruizer that’s caught my eye.
Another post that got me thinking. Until 2-3 months ago, I’ve only driven 100,000+ mile cars. Each of the two cars I’ve purchased, one in 1982 and one in 1992, had almost exactly 100,000 miles on them when I got them. However, now I’m driving a 2005 Toyota Camry (google me with "Camry") and, although I’m married and not looking, I don’t see how this car would make any difference if I were. I mean, it’s not as if I’d be (or was, before I got married) asking girls out at stoplight intersections where they’d see my car. For me, at least, I don’t see how it’d change anything about my being able to get a date, since hardly any of the girls I asked out throughout the 1970’s and 1980’s knew what kind of car I drove. In fact, I didn’t have a car at all (or drive at all, for that matter) the 4 years I was an undergraduate, and to be honest, I’m not sure many others did either. I would guess a fair number of the undergraduates had cars, maybe at home at their parent’s house since parking was so difficult and everyone walked everywhere anyway, but I don’t recall this coming up in conversation very much and I can’t believe that it was something that a guy would try to work into the conversation before asking a girl out. And, as for when you get into your mid 20’s and beyond, I just don’t see how what you drive could be an issue when you’re asking a girl out, unless you expect to be asking a lot of girls out while you’re in your car or standing around your car and somehow let her know the car you happen to be standing close to is your car. By the way, I’m talking about a first date situation, not how likely it is you’ll get a second date if you take her out in a 20 year old car! (The kind that I’ve been driving until a few months ago.) Also, if it’s a girl you already know, so she would know what kind of car you drive, I still don’t see how it would matter. She would already know enough about you that I wouldn’t expect her to change her perception over what kind of car you’re driving, unless it’s way out of line with how much she thought you earned (and in this case it might just as likely backfire, since she might think you’re careless with money and self-indulgent to boot). (I’m talking about a guy who makes 20K-25K a year suddenly driving a 30K car in this last part, by the way, which is not the situation you’d be in from what I understand.) So, should you get the car? Yes, but not because it’s going to help you pick up girls. Get it because you’re going to spend 30+ minutes in it each day, not because every couple of months there will be a 2 minute window of opportunity where you can ask a girl out in the presence of your car, and you expect the car to work miracles for you in those 2 minutes! Get it because you’ll know the heater will be working when it gets below zero, get it so that you won’t have to worry about what’s going to go wrong with it this month, get it so that you can slam on the gas when merging into highway traffic and not worry about it stalling out on you, get it because you’ll feel good about your car every time you get in and out of it (I’d guess that several hundred to maybe over a thousand people are going to see you do this for every girl you ask out sees you do this), and get it so that you’ll feel confident about picking a girl up for a date in your car. Actually, this last part will probably go a long ways towards helping you "get girls", so in an indirect way I suppose having a good car will help you get that first date with someone after all. Hey, does anyone know what’s happened to The Babaloughesian? I don’t recall seeing a post by him lately. I just checked and according to google, he hasn’t posted since October 30. While I’m at it, where’s Mark Green been the past few months? He was one of my favorite posters because his way of rationalizing things was so close to how I used to view things (and probably still do, although I try to keep those thoughts reigned in some). Virgo Cluster . Stupid Hypocrisy, Prejudice, and Lame Excuses (and Political .. Correctness, Too) in the U.S.A. .. .. Hypocrisy, prejudice, lame excuses, and political .. correctness are not uniquely American by an means. .. But, with typical American zest and zeal, Americans .. seem to have a special knack for doing them exceptionally .. well . . . . .. .. Do as I Say, Not as I Do: Great Moments in American .. Hypocrisy .. .. It seems it is easy to take the moral high ground. .. However, adhering to one’s own ethics appears to be .. not quite as easy, to judge by the following (somewhat .. stupid) examples. .. .. Teamsters Local 988, Houston, Texas .. .. What they’re supposed to say: Let’s always go union. .. .. What they actually did: Built a new union meeting hall .. using nonunion labor…since, as Local 988 officials .. said, "Union contractors cost too much." << Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras, "Unusually Stupid .. Americans: A Compendium of All-American Stupidity", .. Villard Books, 2003, pp. 89 & 90 >>
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I’ve been driving a little toyota corolla around for the last 10 years. It’s been a great vehicle, but my job’s taken off and I’m ready to buy something nicer. I’m a little shy with the ladies, something I’ve been pushing myself beyond. I think a nice car would help me a bit, at least get more attention and thus more opportunites. I don’t really know that much about cars. I’d like something that will turn some heads, but that’s also not going to cost me a fortune. 20k-30k is the price range I’m looking at. Any recommendations on some cool cars in that range? I saw a commercial for the new dodge cruizer that’s caught my eye.
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